gidday to the lockness monster

hola.
today (as a type) im enjoying a medley of songs on my chloe #4 cd that me and my good buddy made. its rather refreshing for me, seeing as how i havent listened to it in about 4 weeks.

this morning i got out of bed with a sudden urge to have a 4gb ipod nano. since u all kno me... u kno that i have a 2gb philips mp3 player, however, it only holds about 350 songs and i got no space left on mine so i want an mp3 with more gb's. so i got on the computer today and looked at 4 gig ipon nanos (i really want just one of the plain white ones. classic is the way to go baby). i found a pretty cheap one but UHHHH-V COURSE, the grandmother is making me buy it all by me self. and seeing as how i only get 13 bucks a week, its gonna take me until the last week of september to pay it off. ttl crap. maybe shed pay for like, and EXTRODINARILY small portion of it if i cleaned the house and didnt yell at her for a while. hmmmmm. good plan dr evil, its flawless!!!!!!

besides that, my friend got braces today. shes not...... ummmm....... exactly thrilled about that.

im also not wearing pants. because pants are some stupid contraption the government invented to kill our right to free speech and the right to march around dowtown with signs saying "HONK FOR HEMP!!!"!!!!!! henceforth.... the no pants.

now i have a question.... when u laugh..... does the sound come from ur diaphragm?????? because that is vital information that EVERY american should know by age six i think. and ahhh-bviously im behind because i dont know. and i will not stand to be portrayed as a know it all who knows nothing. because thats just ridik.

do u ppl wanna know who i hate. ryan persky. i repeat RYAN PERSKY. and im being laughed at at the moment because i thought it was funny that my friend's screen name on msn said "i hate my BRACECS!" apparently.... its hilarious that i think its funny. ah well. my friend and ryan are losers anyway. they do.... afterall.... talk to me. now what exactly does that tell u????? yeah. i thought so.

so now theres this like dead silence. something you might expect after a major earthquake... but not after something that i said.......
well..... actually....... that tends to happen to me a lot. ill open my mouth... and then after that.... nothing. its like no one dares speak in fear that a rabid squirrel-rhino hybrid will jump out and attack them viciosly.

today is my first day without camp and im finding myself rather bored.

and my dawgs are sleeping. on the sofa. so im virtually alone. that is if u dont count patrick's voice thundering through my speakers. which i dont. because im not a crazy person who talks to computer speakers.

i dont think theres anything on tv. even if there is... im too lazy to get up and check.

actually....
i take that back. ill be back soon.

OH MY LANTA!!!!!!!!!!! THE NICK SHOW WAYSIDE IS AWN!!!! hehe!
g2g watch it, my homie g's.

later alligater (is that spelled with one L or two?????)
cgn