the secret life of posers :o

have u ever bin called a poser?
by your friends? by your enemies?
well never fear!!!!!!!
the person-who-puts-a-damper-on-people-who-call-other-ppl-posers is here!!!!!!!

dun dun DUN!!!!! ITS THE P.W.P.A.D.O.P.W.C.O.P.P. !!!!!!!!!!!

a couple weeks ago my "friend", lets call her... pickle, called me a poser. i think i was talking about loving panic at the disco and she called me a poser. probably bcuz i just started liking them this summer. and also probably cuz i love ryan ross. but im still at ttl loss as to how that makes me a poser.

but wait!!!!
we havent even gotten to the good part yet.

it may also hav something to do with the fact that im "preppy" even though im ttly nawt. but the hypocritical/funny part is that pickle is waaaaay preppier than me. like shes an actual preppy. and shes into the same type of bands as im in to. and my other friend, lets call her pudding, suggested that i should like ryan ross because i asked her to help me to find a celeb to crush on this summer. now that also might be a reason pickle called me a poser. and so u kno, pickle likes shaant from cute is what we aim for

BUT WAIT!!!!!! THERES MORE!!!!!!!!!!

pudding also told pickle (as well as moi) which celeb she should like. and pudding said shaant. and pickle accepted it.

SO U SEE, MY DEAR READERS, SINCE PICKLE CALLED ME A POSER, SHE CALLED HERSELF A POSER, BECAUSE SHE GOT INTO THE BANDS SHE LISTENS TO FROM PUDDING, AND I GOT THE BANDS THAT I LISTEN TO FROM PUDDING AS WELL. and the funny thing is that most of the time i hate pickle. shes a bitch to me and she thinks shes the queen b and alpha of our clique. even though pudding is. and pudding is much nicer. and... shes just cooler than pickle. because pickle is a bitch to me, and being a bitch to anyone is not cool. or nice actually.

but you see... does anyone actually kno what a poser is????????? think hard. we all have to start somewhere with the stuff that defines us; our friends, our clothes, our thoughts, our music, our decisions.

so the lesson here ppl is...

1. BE CAREFUL WHEN U CALL SOMEONE A POSER................ CUZ U COULD BE CALLING YOURSELF ONE TOO :O

2. THAT PUDDING TASTE BETTER THAN PICKLES!!!! of course.... that wasnt really a lesson... because everybody already knew that. i mean cum awn. who likes pickles better than pudding?????

xoxo
cgn